Sincerely Sam

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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weasleylove:

volonta:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

this is terrifying

sounds like something cannibals would listen to as they dance around in a circle 

THIS IS FUCKING VILE SKJFHDSKJL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass, via mushymarzargo)

ashleytolfo:

remember this gem?

i am glad i watched this

ashleytolfo:

petstains:

liziswhat:

chompass:

crocolate:

deadsoviets:

Huh, this is a really interesting idea, actually. It’s like Amnesia, only you play as a 2-year-old. I definitely think the limitations and advantages of a young child, applied to a horror game… have the potential to make it terrifying.

CRIES

JESUS FUCKIDY

THIS IS RIGHT UP MY FUCKING ALLY. I CAN’T WAIT. OHMANOHMAN.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT WE NEED TO GET GUYS

yes.

petstains replied to your post: ]]> seanchaithe replied to your post: Maybe if I…

throw up on the phone and maybe it will break

I tried, they got me a new one….

seanchaithe replied to your post: Maybe if I start screaming they will send me home.

just throw up everywhere, they’ll send you home

I will throw up on all the screaming moms that keep calling

Maybe if I start screaming they will send me home.

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.

—J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via vanished)

(via incenses)

I wanted to destroy every beautiful thing I’d never have.

—Chuck Palahniuk  (via aneuromess)

(Source: clarri, via incenses)

petstains:

sometimes i forget that there are actually men who say things like “if she’s not letting you fuck her she’s not worth your time”

and even more surprisingly, there are women who think that’s an okay thing to say